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Deciphering Women's English E-mail
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womens english
 

 WOMEN'S ENGLISH: TRANSLATED


1. Yes

  • (REALLY MEANS)    No

2. No

  • (REALLY MEANS)    Yes

3. Maybe                                    

  • (REALLY MEANS)    No

4. We need                                 

  • (REALLY MEANS)    I want

5. I am sorry

  • (REALLY MEANS)    You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk

  • (REALLY MEANS)    You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead                        

  • (REALLY MEANS)    You better not

8. Do what you want                    

  • (REALLY MEANS)    You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset                        

  • (REALLY MEANS)    Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight    

  • (REALLY MEANS)    Is sex all you ever think about?

 



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