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 | | | You Are What You EatLet’s say you’re taking a girl out to dinner on a first date. Chances are you are going to try to impress her at least a little. So, we’re going to assume that you’re not going to TGIFriday’s or any other such chain restaurant. From here, you can figure out a lot about this girl.
First, if she is one of those women who only orders a salad, she’s got body image issues. And I mean serious body image issues. She’s probably not just having a fat day. She will be the girl who will want to keep her shirt on during Sex, even though she’s also insisting on keeping the lights off. Start practicing sayings like “No, your butt doesn’t look big at all” and “Honey, you look thinner today than you did yesterday.”
On the other hand, if you’ve got yourself a girl who is more than happy to share an appetizer with you, you’ve found someone who is very comfortable with herself. Sure, she may have to do a few extra minutes on the elliptical at the gym this week, but she doesn’t mind that.
When it comes time to order an entrée, most women know to never order the most expensive thing on the menu. It’s low class. If you’re at a nice steakhouse and she goes straight for the surf and turf without even looking at the rest of the menu, be aware that if you start a relationship with this woman, you will probably need to take on a second job. She does not care about quality. She simply likes things that are expensive. She’s probably a gold-digger.
However, if she asks what you’re ordering, she’s trying to be respectful. She’s not asking because she wants to share it with you. She’s asking because she wants to know how much you’re spending on yourself. There’s a good chance that this woman will order something that is priced similarly to your entrée. She probably has a good job and earns her money. She will not want to seem like she’s taking advantage of you because she would not like a man who would take advantage of her generosity. This lady is a keeper.
Now, let’s move on to dessert. If you’ve made it to this point and you still don’t know whether you are going to call this girl after the requisite 3 days, let me help you out a little. If she didn’t have a lot to eat and she says she’s stuffed and doesn’t want dessert, she’s probably going to be one of those body image issue girls. Be careful. If she orders something like cheesecake or pie, she’s going to be more like one of those girls who will share an appetizer with you. Plus, you get the added bonus of her probably being a fairly simple (not boring) unpretentious lady. She is not going to be demanding, but you better not take advantage of her. She’s confident and comfortable.
If she orders something like the chocolate lava cake, you’ve found yourself someone who is more concerned with image than anything else. Chocolate lava cake is that little cake that’s only partially cooked so when you cut into it, it oozes out chocolate fudge. It’s actually not that tasty and usually really poorly made. But, it’s the popular dessert these days. Every restaurant has it. It’s the cool thing to order. She wants people to look at her and think, “Ooooh, isn’t she cool. She got the chocolate lava cake.” She’s not cool. She’s pretentious. She probably insists that all of her gifts come in a little blue box, too.
However, there is something in between the cheesecake and the chocolate lava cake. It’s called Crème Brule, and it is amazing. It’s a vanilla custard with a hard, caramelized sugar coating on top. A woman who orders something like this is one classy chick. No, seriously, she’s someone you can take to the office Christmas party and not worry about her blowing your boss in the bathroom. She’s someone who will also probably get along with your family and friends. She’s intelligent, well spoken, funny and charismatic. She’s the type you want to keep around because she makes you look a lot better.
| | | | | | Knowing is Half the BattleBoys, listen up. Most men decide within the first 15 seconds of a date whether they want to have sex with a woman. Then, by the end of the first 5 minutes, you probably know if you want to see her again. But, pay attention to some of the little hints I’ve given you. You are what you eat and like GI Joe says, “Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.” |
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